Caribbean Princess Review

4.0 / 5.0
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Kind of like pizza, there are no bad cruises, but this one was kind of underwhelming

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10+ Cruises • Age 60s

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Sail Date: Jul 2023
Cabin: Interior

It's not like we had a bad time, in fact, we had a great time, but compared to other cruise lines, this experience on Princess (our first), was kind of underwhelming. The ports were great, except the one we missed due to a medical emergency on board (Grand Cayman), our main disappointment was with the ship, or more accurately, with aspects of the on-board life. First off, it felt like the ship was under-staffed, compared with other cruises I've been on (about a dozen). The staff that they had did a great job, no complaints, but there just were not enough of them. This meant very long waits for waiters in the bars, and for room service, which typically (but not always) took close to an hour, if the order came at all (failed twice). The 'order to location' function in the Princess App, which would deliver 'room service' to any location on the ship, simply did not work. We tried it half a dozen times, and only got our order if we had one of the staff follow up on it after and hour with nothing. If they can't make this work, they just shouldn't offer it. The buffet was consistently disappointing. By far the worst I've ever experienced on a cruise (inc Carnival). Salads and desserts were fine, but the entree dishes were consistently unappetizing. The dining rooms were better, although still not quite to the standard of other cruises I've been on. The entertainment on board was lack-luster and repetitive. The live musical performers in the lounges were good, but just how many trivia contests can one go to? The headline comedian was frankly terrible, and bombed completely during the set we endured. The comedian/magician was good, the production shows were good, but mostly it seemed like it was trivia contests and bingo, which quickly grew tiresome on a 14 day itinerary, especially one with so many sea days (and an extra sea day thrown in due to the missed port). The casino was too small, and they had too many tables offering weird 3-card poker games that hardly anyone was playing while players were two-deep waiting to play at the too-few blackjack tables. And while I'm complaining, that breakfast muffin sandwich, one of the only breakfast choices available by room service, was simply and consistently terrible. Cold and unappetizing, consisting of an untoasted cold english muffin, a cold piece of canadian bacon, and a cold egg. Nothing else. Terrible in the same kind of way that the buffet was terrible.

The ship itself was fine, especially for one the age of The Caribbean Princess, there just wasn't a lot to do on board. The Medallion is great! Much more convenient than keeping track of a ship-card. Our cabin was clean and comfortable. Our room steward Roshan was fantastic. Our favorite bar waiter (in the Wheelhouse), Kape was great, and in the way the my favorite cruise experiences have been great in the past (she remembered us and our orders!) Wheelhouse was the only bar we found where table service was prompt, probably because it was a small venue, but mostly because Kape worked her tail off. We also enjoyed the services of Ruth and Vincente in the casino bar (and the Ukranian young man, who's name I forget). One absolutely fantastic highlight was the Chef's Table, which I highly recommend. It was a very memorable experience! Jody, the cruise director was a very positive presence throughout, more-so than other cruise directors I remember (and she even intervened personally on our behalf to get one of our missing 'to location' orders delivered). Oh! And our favorite wait-team in the dining room, Randy and Simba in the Palm Dining Room, who, unfortunately, we didn't discover until the last few days of the cruise.

I'm not saying it was so bad that I'd never go on Princess again, but unless its an itinerary I can't get with another line, I'll probably stick to Royal Caribbean, Norwegian, and Celebrity for my future cruising. I went into my first Princess cruise thinking it was a premium line, but my experience just put it in the 'Mid' category.

Cabin Review

Interior

First time in an inside cabin - trying it out. It was fine. Our room steward Roshan was extremely attentive. It seemed like we couldn't leave the room for 15 min, and he had swooped in and made up the room. I'd recommend trying to get a cabin closer to the middle/aft than we had (3 cabins from the front of the ship). I didn't mind the motion so much, but the sound of the waves slapping the bow while underway was a little unsettling, and the anchor chain being dropped was a super-creepy sound!

Port Reviews

Belize City

The excursion to Lamanai was terrific, despite the oppresive heat and humidity. The process of getting a tender back to the ship was bad - super long wait.

St. Thomas

St. Thomas was terrific, and the length of the stop allowed us to see most of what we wanted to see.

St. Maarten

St. Maarten was terrific. We just wish the stop had been a little longer so we could have seen more.

Roatan

Roatan was good. The beach was nice.

Cozumel

We had a wonderful time in Cozumel. Depite the fact that I'd been there several times before, the stop was long enough that we were able to fit in some new things.

Princess Cays

Very underwhelming. I mean it was 'fine', but the beach was small and crowded. Does not compare favorably to other cruise line 'private islands' I've been to.

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